(Wrote it long back.... Just didn't wish to publish it... Now after so many days just came across it again...This time I thought otherwise....)
"My heroine wants to be a side character,
Villain apne aap ko hero samajhata hai,
producer apnehi dhun me rehta hai,
direcionka kuch ata pata nahi hai,
Aur muze apne hi story me comedy karni pad rahi hai..." (Slightly changed...)
And guess what... I didn't write this one.... Let me introduce myself in the above poem... I am the villain of my own story....
Though here in Pune... Gooda is the Hero,oops Superhero of our story.... We have several parallel stories running along with it... Gooda plays Rajnikanth in every story.... He is always the hero even if story is not about him whereas rest all revolve around him to get a part in the story... So that way I am the villain of one such parallel story.....
So here are some insights i am going to give about my villain community and our villainous affairs... don't go on the Hindi movies... It has created so many myths about the villain community and today i am thinking of fighting against the wrong ones amongst them...
When watching a movie we don't take sides... cause we know it's all fake... in real life we villains have more chances of winning....
Even we can write poetry or sing songs.... no movie ever acknowledges this fact....
We live a very very normal life.... and are no richer than the hero himself... though I would love my roles even more if i can do them along with a Harley or a Merc...
We maintain a healthy friendship with the vamps.. they think themselves as heroines... we generally talk on garbage topics... we see them as an access to the heroine and are usually disappointed in the end....
We take it as our duty to be interested in the heroine... though we know we are supposed to lose in the end... it feels good to be amongst the few characters who actually get to be closer to the heroine ....
The doggysm with any girl in the story is due to the role assigned to us therefore I can say "I am a dog by profession and not by choice...."
Have you ever wondered what a villain does when the story is over ?? these days hindi directors simply kill villains to save audience from this very thought.... Even I am unable to answer this... maybe he simply goes back to his routine life.... or leaves hero and his routine life just to search a story where he can play a hero....
So when do we end this story???
Producer is now busy with his own story,
Director has left direction these days,
Heroine is too confused to decide on anything,
Hero still indulges himself in the comedy,
the only reason the story is going on is that
The villain is too reluctant to lose at this moment.......
